Scary

[rougaroux]

Seymour scares me. The fact that he won't die, and the fact that his stomach is hanging out of his shirt, but I'm not sure if it is or not...I mean, my god man, close it up! Do you have a potbelly or not?? If so, don't let the whole world see it! And for the record, turtlenecks are so not your thing. Get over it and move on with your life...er...death.

...people who write Seymour/Tidus or Seymour/Auron stories should be taken out to a ravine and shot. And if that's not even worse, if I read one more thing about someone using his hair as a bondage material, I am going to have to shoot myself. *clicks on comments button for these people*

FEEL MY WRATH MERE MORTALS!! FOR I AM AN UNDER APPRECIATED GOD, OUT TO RID THE WORLD OF YOUR STUPIDITY AND REALLY BAD STORIES!!

...I hate it when a personality takes over and I am forced to obey it's every whim. And when my curiosity gets the better of me. For the record guys, if something says anything about Seymour in it....don't read it. Same goes for Heidegger *nods*

Comments

[kiraxyamato.livejournal.com]

...Hair... as bondage material, you say?

...Oh, that mental image is gonna stay with me for a LONG... long time.

I think it's the fact that he won't die. Probably. But that stomach thing is pretty wrong, too.

[rougaroux.livejournal.com]

Yes, bondage material *nods* I'm scarred, I don't think I'll ever be the same again.

It's the stomach I'm realizing. Especially once he's dead, it's like...dead with him. Which makes sense obviously, and...a dead stomach is a scary thing.

[ex-impasse.livejournal.com]

I read that and wondered how much you'd hate me if I even mentioned a pairing like Tidus/Seymour/Auron... *shot* XD or Heidegger/Palmer. *RUNS*

Hair... as WHAT? Oh noes. I am going to pretend I never read that and move on. o.O *sobs*

It could be worse. Try Kimahri/Auron or, in fact, anyone/Kimahri, and you'd be about there. Oh noes. The brain breakage. T.T; That is enough, for today. *stumbles off to find the brain bleach*

[(Anonymous)]

<- Erika (Since I deleted my LJs)

Now that I think about it, the idea of Kimahri/Tidus seems like a pretty hawt idea. Then again any form of weird beastiality is hot to me. Doggy style for the win.

Other than that, I don't like Seymore either. He's kinda creepy and taking a line from Liz, his hair looks like more fucked up form of modern art.

[rougaroux.livejournal.com]

....You wouldn't be shot. Oh no, I would kill you with my own bare hands if you ever EVER mentioned that idea to me *smacks* And don't even make me think of that!!! *whimpers*

Yes, you read it correctly, and now it will never leave you. It will always be there in the back of our mind, lurking....*pets*

Pass it here, I need some of that *nods*

[aiyatsukichan.livejournal.com]

Don't know who Seymore is but hair as bondage is just... *coughcough* *gag*

~Ishi

[rougaroux.livejournal.com]

Seymour from Final Fantasy X...and it's his hair. Meaning he's tying people up with his hair, or being tied up with his hair....oh god, the horrors *sobs*

[aiyatsukichan.livejournal.com]

yeah, that's what I meant >_

[aiyatsukichan.livejournal.com]

where were you today? <:-( *sobs*