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Sep. 20th, 2006 04:40 pmDear Teacher,
If I want to read about the devil disguised as a pedophile, I will go onto fanfiction.net and look it up myself. If I want to figure out the significance of all of the flies that surround said man, I will go read Lord of the Flies, a good book despite the cannibalism.
And if I want to highlight passages from said story, I will use my own color coding system, which makes more sense to me. See, the way I figure, dark colors should go with the theme of dark, and light should go with light. But no, not in your classroom.
One last thing before I get started: if you want us to start "peeling the onion" with these books and stories, please don't use real onions as examples. The smell is starting to make my eyes water every time I scratch my face.
Thank you.
-Irate Student
If I want to read about the devil disguised as a pedophile, I will go onto fanfiction.net and look it up myself. If I want to figure out the significance of all of the flies that surround said man, I will go read Lord of the Flies, a good book despite the cannibalism.
And if I want to highlight passages from said story, I will use my own color coding system, which makes more sense to me. See, the way I figure, dark colors should go with the theme of dark, and light should go with light. But no, not in your classroom.
One last thing before I get started: if you want us to start "peeling the onion" with these books and stories, please don't use real onions as examples. The smell is starting to make my eyes water every time I scratch my face.
Thank you.
-Irate Student
