Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday Ben! 12 years ago, you came into my life....I was kinda hoping for a pet, but mom and dad thought you would be better I guess....:P

Love ya baby bro ^_^

Waiter woes

Omg. How did I get like this? What is going on? How has my life spiralled out of control and I am forced into this position?

.....

They stuck me in a waiter suit. *hides head in shame* Omg, I am officialy serving little 12 year olds snacks, and I am stuck in one of those waiter tops.

NO!!! DON'T MAKE ME GO BACK THERE!!!!

Someone, anyone, call me now. Save me, I beg of you *on hands and kness* PLEASE!!!!