Harlequin

Omg. How did I get like this? What is going on? How has my life spiralled out of control and I am forced into this position?

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They stuck me in a waiter suit. *hides head in shame* Omg, I am officialy serving little 12 year olds snacks, and I am stuck in one of those waiter tops.

NO!!! DON'T MAKE ME GO BACK THERE!!!!

Someone, anyone, call me now. Save me, I beg of you *on hands and kness* PLEASE!!!!