Meme fun times y/y/y?

So the last time I did a meme was...a long time ago. So I thought this would be fun. Get my mind off serious stuff and onto fun stuff, maybe?

Give me a character from any fandom I know at least fairly well, and I will tell you:

A) My OTP
B) The runner up
C) The anti-ship
D) My unpopular fannish opinion on said character
E) One person he/she never fell in love with, and why

Here are some of my fandoms:

Across the Universe, The Count of Monte Cristo, The Breakfast Club, Bioshock, Cabaret, Constantine, Dexter, Dead Like Me, Devil May Cry Series, Eureka, Eureka 7, Fight Club, Final Fantasy 7, 8, X, X-2, 12, Final Fantasy 7 Series (AC, BC, CC, DC), Firefly, Abhorsen Series, Gunslinger Girl, Horatio Hornblower, Iron Man, Jericho, Mad Men, House of Leaves, Persona 3, Resident Evil (Movies and Games), Rocky Horror Picture Show, Firefly, Star Wars, The Office, Scrubs, Sleepy Hollow, Stage Beauty, Ender’s Game series, Supernatural, Kingdom Hearts, Star Trek (Movie and series), The Bible (Old and New Testament) , Silent Hill (Movies and Games), Batman Begins and The Dark Knight, The Dresden Files, Heroes, House, Rule of Rose, Jak Series, Rent, Dr. Lector Series, Loveless, Starship Troopers, Fables, Fringe, Death Note, Hellsing, Indiana Jones, Assassins Creed, Glee, Inglorious Basterds, Watchmen, The World Ends With You, The Vampire Chronicles, DC Comic series, Persona 3, Smokin’ Aces, Sherlock Holmes...

There’s a million and one out there guys, and if you know me, you know what stuff I’m into. Games, movies, books, etc. Yes, I consider the Bible to be in the fandom group solely based on the fact that angels and demons getting it on are awesome. Also, any RP I am in or was in also counts. You out there know it.

Ask more than one! Anything! I don't usually do memes, so here's your chance.